it’s men-bashing time!
ironically, it was hubby who alerted me to this news last night:
WOMEN have suspected it for millennia, and scientists have finally proved it - men cannot have both big brains and big testicles.
“Because relatively large brains are metabolically costly to develop and maintain, changes in brain size may be accompanied by compensatory changes in other expensive tissues,” wrote Dr Scott Pitnick in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Letters.
bwahahahaha!!! seems that men’s intellectual capacity is inversely proportional to their sexual prowess, eh? yeah, yeah… there are other factors, too, but if it really all boils down to this, then:
women, which would you rather your man have: brains or balls?
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21 Responses to “it’s men-bashing time!”
December 9th, 2005 at
it’s a case of being torn between two lovers. bwahaha
December 9th, 2005 at
hello ruth!…secret na lang
December 9th, 2005 at
lol uh oh..but I’d rather have them both if possible *greedy ba?*:D
December 9th, 2005 at
That’s why I am so stooopid then!
December 9th, 2005 at
haha, this is hilarious! mapabasa nga kay frenchguy.
December 9th, 2005 at
Balls and Brains can’t be big simultaneously, I think. I don’t know that men use them concurrently, anyway. (Siguro nga, they can’t; that’s why we have the saying: “bumaba and utak”, di ba?) So, I guess when one is in use (i.e., is BIG), the other doesn’t have to? Hehehe.
December 9th, 2005 at
Keep one guy for mental stimulation and another one for physical! Hehehe!
December 9th, 2005 at
can I have 2 lovers then?
December 9th, 2005 at
Ang lalake, kapag malaki masyado ang balls eh tiyak na may “LUSLOS” hahahahahaha.
December 10th, 2005 at
both di pwede? hehe
December 10th, 2005 at
I take BRAINS because with the lack the other one, he should be intelligent enough to compensate it with …PERFORMANCE!!! mwahahaha!!!
December 11th, 2005 at
hello ruth!
agree ako kay jing..it is not the size..it is how it is used!
December 12th, 2005 at
ikaw, ruth? which would you rather have?
until now, hubby is still clueless when it comes to understanding how my mind and moods work so additional brain cells will be greatly appreciated.
December 12th, 2005 at
since you asked, gem, well i’d go for brains. while it is in the testes where the sperms are produced, i think it’s the size of their neighbor which matters anyway, hehehe…
December 12th, 2005 at
hmm, medyo na confuse ako.. hindi naman testicles but the “neighbor” (as you put it) yung mas issue ang size di ba? hehehe. so between testicles and brain, brain na ko.
December 12th, 2005 at
tin, well, if you want to have children to man a football team, then you’d better go for a man whose testicles are working full-blast, hehe….
December 13th, 2005 at
sabi naman na both cannot be large…so dun ako sa point of equilibrium! hehehe!
December 15th, 2005 at
haha — sorry ruth, i beg to disagree — this is SO not true! tried and tested, dear! hindi po sya tutoo!
December 15th, 2005 at
well, i wouldn’t really know, unless i crack some guy’s skull up and see how big his brain is.
… and then there’s the subjective question of how big “big” is…
but without revealing too much about body parts that are not mine, let me just assure you that i know what you mean
December 16th, 2005 at
ruth and christine: you two lucky girls…
he he he.
December 16th, 2005 at
I go for brain (hehehe). It’s the performance that counts not the size of the testes, saka mas mahalaga nga iyong neighbor ni T.
Hello, Ruth.