i’ve held on long enough and i can’t put up with this crappy one for much longer. i want a new washing machine. a front load one with temperature settings. i’d like to be able to wash towels and underwear at 60 degrees. i want my whites to remain bright and i don’t want always have roll lint off my coloreds. i don’t want nor have the time to handwash delicates. i want a washing machine that simply works, and not this crap that our landlord provided which just swirls our clothes around.

darn, will there ever be an end to this litany of expenses? can someone beam me up to one of those vegas rooms where i can win some extra dosh?

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